Best April Fools Pranks
#1
Posted 01 April 2008 - 06:37 PM
#2
Posted 01 April 2008 - 06:46 PM
not really a liftie, on Apr 1 2008, 06:37 PM, said:
I hopped in my truck (fully emblazoned with logos) and headed to town this morning. First stop is the carwash, I pulled into a bay, got out of the truck and I find an orange surveyors ribbon 30ft long attached to one of the rear bumper mounts. There was one more on the other mount that did not unfurl. I can't believe that I drove 35 miles without seeing it in my mirrors. I think my crew is inheriting my sense of humor.
Harmless and well done !!
#3
Posted 02 April 2008 - 12:15 PM
This post has been edited by ccslider: 02 April 2008 - 12:16 PM
#4
Posted 02 April 2008 - 12:31 PM
ccslider, on Apr 2 2008, 01:15 PM, said:
...uhh... OH! for a minute there I thought...
Never mind.
This post has been edited by Emax: 02 April 2008 - 12:33 PM
#5
Posted 02 April 2008 - 03:44 PM
Some time ago a coworker of mine filled the pump tube and nozzle of a gallon of hand cleaner with Texas Red... that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
#7
Posted 04 April 2008 - 07:51 PM
#8
Posted 04 April 2008 - 08:26 PM
Brian, on Apr 4 2008, 08:03 PM, said:
The hardest thing is training them to figure out what caused the lift to stop instead of instantly hitting a reset and trying to restart the lift. RPD faults, Grip Force faults come to mind. Operators (or attendants) get thrown into the mix with a just a week or two of training on complex systems that takes lift mechanics many years to just become competent at troubleshooting. Sure any liftie can reset an Emergency Stop, but do you really want them too? That goes for normal stops or service stops as well. Especially when they have a veteran Ski Patroller or Mountain Manager breathing down their neck to get the lift going as fast as possible. Best to tell them that any stop not instigated by a pushbutton needs to be cleared by Lift Maintenance before reset is attempted. Sure 90% of the stops are something simple and it seems like a waste of time but check out the incident forum for some examples of why not to be 100% prudent.
#9
Posted 04 April 2008 - 10:48 PM
not really a liftie, on Apr 4 2008, 11:26 PM, said:
YES, for stops from stop buttons damn right I want them to. I am sorry, But if your training for lift operators does not include being able to detect a light, stating remote e-stop or reading remote e-stop on a screen, you had better look into your training program. Every lift should have at least one operator trained to read their low volt panel, and write up the stop in the daily log.
Stops other than standard button stops, I agree the LM department should clear, but come on folks you are telling me it takes you years to learn how to see a light for remote e-stop. That is egotistical, and self serving, within two weeks of the start of each season your department should have at least one operator trained for each lift. Up grade your training, you are providing a great disservice for your customers (unless you park a lift maintenance person at each lift) by making them sit in a chair waiting for someone from the Maintenance department to show up and clear a stop button, my God, the longer I am in this industry the more I learn, and in my mind, it's not all good.
This post has been edited by chasl: 04 April 2008 - 10:49 PM
#10
Posted 05 April 2008 - 02:12 PM
chasl, on Apr 4 2008, 10:48 PM, said:
Stops other than standard button stops, I agree the LM department should clear, but come on folks you are telling me it takes you years to learn how to see a light for remote e-stop. That is egotistical, and self serving, within two weeks of the start of each season your department should have at least one operator trained for each lift. Up grade your training, you are providing a great disservice for your customers (unless you park a lift maintenance person at each lift) by making them sit in a chair waiting for someone from the Maintenance department to show up and clear a stop button, my God, the longer I am in this industry the more I learn, and in my mind, it's not all good.
Sorry if I wasn't clear but if you read what I said: "any stop NOT instigated by a stop button" should be cleared by maintenance. Yes the lift ops had better damn well know how to figure out and reset any stop caused by someone hitting a red button. But for everything else experience is the best training and until you are comfortable with the Lift Ops at your ski area you should not give them the benefit of the doubt until you are comfortable that they are well trained. On our detachs a RPD fault shows up as a normal stop. You can reset the lift and the lift will start. You need to scroll the screens and figure out what tower the fault is at, go to the tower and verify the alignment before you hit a reset and the fault indication disappears. I would say 95% of our lift ops know how to read their screens, know what faults need to be cleared by lift maintenance and which ones don't. Often this is a quick phone call, but sometimes it requires lift maintenance or the lift foreman to take a look. And yes they log every stop in the daily stop log. At my ski area EVERY lift operator is trained to read their low volt panel and write up the stop in the daily log. If you think every person that you hire as a lift operator is qualified after two weeks of training to troubleshoot every possible fault that occurs on their chairlift then you are providing a great disservice to your customers. The longer I am in this industry the more I learn, and in my mind it's scary how much I thought I knew after being in the industry for a year, because after more than ten years I'm sorry to say I still don't know everything. Not sure how that makes me egotistical but there you go.
Not sure why this is even in the Aprils Fools Day Prank topic.
This post has been edited by not really a liftie: 05 April 2008 - 02:12 PM
#11
Posted 05 April 2008 - 06:18 PM
back on topic now, as in 'Best April Fool's Pranks'.
#14
Posted 06 April 2008 - 12:17 AM
not really a liftie, on Apr 5 2008, 05:12 PM, said:
Not sure why this is even in the Aprils Fools Day Prank topic.
Sorry about that, I guess I stopped reading the post at one point. When I stated 2 weeks, I am talking basic info. more trust with returning employee's. I had level 1,2,3 operators, Level three authorized to start-up and operate Aux. drives, after clearance from LM.
And you are correct, wrong post for this, should be up above.
This post has been edited by chasl: 06 April 2008 - 12:20 AM
#15
Posted 06 April 2008 - 04:53 AM
This post has been edited by poloxskier: 06 April 2008 - 04:56 AM
Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.
"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"
#16
Posted 07 April 2008 - 11:56 AM
There was a suspicious phone call made and invited him into the hut to distract him for a brief minute.
Unbeknownst to me.. three of us blocked the PL's view out the window and then someone pulled out one of those neat little McDonalds Syrup packets. My buddy picked up one ski and carefully put a nice fat bead down the center of the ski then flipped it over onto the snow.
3 or 4 minutes of a distracting phone call later, the boss came out and all of a sudden, everyone knew just what sweep trails to take. Turns out - the boss got the longest sweep trail out along the fringe of the ski area, through some nasty rotten snow that included alot of tucking and perfectly timed speed down some narrow trails. Thats stuff sets up pretty hard and goey for just a few minutes in the snow!
We all set off a few minutes after the last chair unloaded and most of us got a pretty good look at the first step the boss took. And then promptly ejected from his left ski - pack & all. He got up.. brushed himself off.. snapped into his ski, then set off again. And fell down. Got up. Fell down. I lost sight of him skiing away on my trail as I didn't want to risk laughing too hard.
I seem to remember it was about 45 minutes for a trail that usually took 30 minutes tops. I still chuckle thinking that he did the entire sweep trail on one ski.
Other ones for next April:
- switching boot liners from left to right foot. Sometimes it can go on for days ".. Geez.. these boots *just* don't seem to fit right.. "
- taking one ski & throwing it on the roof of your favorite building ".. what are you saying?? WHO would take *one* ski?!?!.. C'mon.." ( this one is GREAT on Ski Instructors)
- sending your apprentice to the maint shop looking for a box of Sparks for the welder, a can of steam, a bucket of checkered paint, etc etc (my favorite is the "Zeuss plug puller" !)
#17
Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:39 PM
dromo_mania, on Apr 7 2008, 11:56 AM, said:
There was a suspicious phone call made and invited him into the hut to distract him for a brief minute.
Unbeknownst to me.. three of us blocked the PL's view out the window and then someone pulled out one of those neat little McDonalds Syrup packets. My buddy picked up one ski and carefully put a nice fat bead down the center of the ski then flipped it over onto the snow.
3 or 4 minutes of a distracting phone call later, the boss came out and all of a sudden, everyone knew just what sweep trails to take. Turns out - the boss got the longest sweep trail out along the fringe of the ski area, through some nasty rotten snow that included alot of tucking and perfectly timed speed down some narrow trails. Thats stuff sets up pretty hard and goey for just a few minutes in the snow!
We all set off a few minutes after the last chair unloaded and most of us got a pretty good look at the first step the boss took. And then promptly ejected from his left ski - pack & all. He got up.. brushed himself off.. snapped into his ski, then set off again. And fell down. Got up. Fell down. I lost sight of him skiing away on my trail as I didn't want to risk laughing too hard.
I seem to remember it was about 45 minutes for a trail that usually took 30 minutes tops. I still chuckle thinking that he did the entire sweep trail on one ski.
Other ones for next April:
- switching boot liners from left to right foot. Sometimes it can go on for days ".. Geez.. these boots *just* don't seem to fit right.. "
- taking one ski & throwing it on the roof of your favorite building ".. what are you saying?? WHO would take *one* ski?!?!.. C'mon.." ( this one is GREAT on Ski Instructors)
- sending your apprentice to the maint shop looking for a box of Sparks for the welder, a can of steam, a bucket of checkered paint, etc etc (my favorite is the "Zeuss plug puller" !)
Don't forget the bolt stretcher, number 9 skyhook, and my personal favorite; the TR double E.
#18
Posted 08 April 2008 - 10:03 AM
Or, you can always steal their rotor button
#19
Posted 08 April 2008 - 10:27 AM
A couple of workers were trading pranks. One, the electrical guy, finally had enough and laced a bare wire through the other guy's "saddle blanket" seat cover, driver's side only. Of course, this was then hooked up to the coil of the truck.......
The entire Mtn. Ops summer staff was standing around the truck at quitting time. One guy even got the whole "chicken dance" on Video Tape!
The rest of us howled with laughter.
Carl
#20
Posted 26 April 2008 - 02:36 PM
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