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#81 EagleAce

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 07:54 PM

I like it when those bottles of orange oil cleaner say "DO NOT DRINK"! :rolleyes:

and this is a great one for computer junkies:

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#82 EagleAce

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 08:02 PM

Us ladies like this one: :tongue:

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#83 EagleAce

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 11:17 PM

Glad I don't drive in Iraq!

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Posted 13 April 2007 - 08:02 PM

View PostEagleAce, on Apr 13 2007, 01:17 AM, said:

Glad I don't drive in Iraq!

I don't know if that sort of object in mirror can get much closer.
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#85 mikest2

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 06:52 PM

Some more arrived today:









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Posted 19 April 2007 - 09:02 AM

I don't have a picture yet, but the sign on our locker room door says, "THROUGH THIS DOOR WALK SOME OF THE BEST LIFT OPERATORS TO EVER STUFF A FANNY IN A CHAIR"

#87 mikest2

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Posted 29 April 2007 - 01:49 PM

This weeks Save on Foods flyer has "Naturally boneless skinless chicken"


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#88 poloxskier

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Posted 29 April 2007 - 02:03 PM

Heres a few that I found today.

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"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"

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Posted 30 April 2007 - 04:55 AM

Downtown Grand Junction.

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Posted 04 May 2007 - 08:24 AM

Well, on the interstate highways here in Wyoming the speed limit is 75 mph. Most folks cruise at 80 or better.

Not all the exits have long deceleration lanes so a guy's gotta be on his toes.....

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#91 LiftTech

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Posted 05 May 2007 - 06:32 AM

View PostCarl, on May 4 2007, 12:24 PM, said:

Well, on the interstate highways here in Wyoming the speed limit is 75 mph. Most folks cruise at 80 or better.

Not all the exits have long deceleration lanes so a guy's gotta be on his toes.....

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#92 skierdude9450

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Posted 06 May 2007 - 08:23 PM

Check this out! www.funnysign.com/

Many of them have some sort of sexual connotation, but hey it's all good. :biggrin:
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#93 Ontariodude

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 03:40 PM

View Postskierdude9450, on May 7 2007, 12:23 AM, said:

Check this out! www.funnysign.com/


I quite enjoyed that site. :tongue:

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 09:15 AM


There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 05:27 AM

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#96 EagleAce

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 06:59 AM

another good one I just got

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 07:54 AM

Here are some honest photos taken from just the right angle to produce unusual effects.
Some of them would make good material for a snotty sign.




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Posted 18 May 2007 - 06:22 PM

Flame on!
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Posted 20 May 2007 - 10:26 AM

From this morning's Vancouver Province (newspaper)


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Posted 20 May 2007 - 12:31 PM

Finally........we're saved!

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