I may not have a girlfriend until I get out of my house. My parents ask stupid questions about my regular friends (who happen to be girls). I can't imagine if I actually had a girlfriend (ughh, way too many stupid questions).
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VD anyone?
Started by Bill, Feb 14 2005 10:10 PM
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 08:39 PM
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 04:17 PM
edmontonguy, on Feb 16 2005, 10:12 PM, said:
Trust me it'll all be worth it the day you realise what a having a true girlfriend feels like. All that pain and suffering will be long forgotten.
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Well, I do want to get married when I get older but I don't really have that much pain and suffering going on in my life. I hope to have one when I'm out of the house and on my own (ONLY!!!). As I specified before, my parents ask many stupid questions.
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To be or not to be, that is the question of life.
I am lucky! I won the heads and tails game 300 consecutive times! You see the rules are: heads I win, tails you lose
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 04:24 PM
A friend of mine at school dated the daughter of one of the teachers last year and he was unlucky enough to have the teacher. When they broke up his teacher got quite mad and he didn't have much fun in that class the rest of the year. Moral of the story is never date a teachers kid.
Well I don't have her mom. One of my friends dated her last year and they broke up, but her mom didn't seem to care
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Posted 19 February 2005 - 06:40 PM
No matter how many times I say this, no one will probably understand but, I DON'T NEED A GIRLFRIEND!!!
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To be or not to be, that is the question of life.
I am lucky! I won the heads and tails game 300 consecutive times! You see the rules are: heads I win, tails you lose
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 12:41 PM
Bill, on Feb 15 2005, 12:10 AM, said:
VD could stand for Venereal Disease, but in this case, it was Valentines Day.
So how many of you out there were able to give something special to the other half. Myself, I am single this year and spent NO money on girls (women) this year, but also I got nothing back either.
Next year I will *WOW* the woman of my dreams...
So how many of you out there were able to give something special to the other half. Myself, I am single this year and spent NO money on girls (women) this year, but also I got nothing back either.
Next year I will *WOW* the woman of my dreams...
Thought you said that this wasn't about venereal disease.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 12:50 PM
What's venereal disease ? Is that something you can get from a chairlift ?
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:00 PM
mjturley34, on Aug 7 2007, 02:50 PM, said:
What's venereal disease ? Is that something you can get from a chairlift ?
Not sure about from - but definitely on one (if you're sporting).
See thread: "Panty Tree" for further details.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:07 PM
Emax, on Aug 7 2007, 02:00 PM, said:
Not sure about from - but definitely on one (if you're sporting).
See thread: "Panty Tree" for further details.
See thread: "Panty Tree" for further details.
Good one bud! As for me I'm single and plan on staying that way! My first love is mechanical things, particularly large trucks (I think you know the make 
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:32 PM
So these panty trees carry this disease ? Where are these trees native to ?
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:40 PM
"So these panty trees carry this disease ? Where are these trees native to ?"
Primarily, the Virgin Islands - but they're found in some penile colonies as well.
Primarily, the Virgin Islands - but they're found in some penile colonies as well.
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There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:43 PM
Never been to the Virgin Islands, but have visited a former Penile colony, maybe I should get tested ?
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:47 PM
mjturley34, on Aug 7 2007, 03:43 PM, said:
Never been to the Virgin Islands, but have visited a former Penile colony, maybe I should get tested ?
Nah - just stay off the lifts!
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:00 PM
Nah- then I'd have to find a different job.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:03 PM
mjturley34, on Aug 7 2007, 04:00 PM, said:
Nah- then I'd have to find a different job.
Yechhh... don't DO that. Ain't you got no couths?
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:07 PM
"couths" ? Do they come from the panty tree as well ?
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:11 PM
mjturley34, on Aug 7 2007, 04:07 PM, said:
"couths" ? Do they come from the panty tree as well ?
No, they hang out with scruples - which apparently have none of if you intend to ride a public lift with your shockingly contagious condition.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:15 PM
I don't think my condition is all that contagious, have you seen all the classified ads in SAM ?
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:29 PM
mjturley34, on Aug 7 2007, 04:15 PM, said:
I don't think my condition is all that contagious, have you seen all the classified ads in SAM ?
For "Valentine's Day" -tainted seat pads?? I have not.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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