A few funny church signs I found...
Started by Bill, Oct 04 2004 08:25 PM
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#21
Posted 26 February 2005 - 12:47 PM
I actually saw a sign for a church that went as follows: Catholic Methodist Church of Colorado Springs. We bring the catholic faith to a new level. Added Bonus! We worship on Sundays too!
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To be or not to be, that is the question of life.
I am lucky! I won the heads and tails game 300 consecutive times! You see the rules are: heads I win, tails you lose
#23
Posted 01 March 2005 - 05:42 PM
jessevanneo, on Mar 1 2005, 06:41 PM, said:
A church near my house says "Be nice to your children; they choose your retirement home"
I thought it was pretty good! :P :D
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I thought it was pretty good! :P :D
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I've read that somewhere, it was in my humor book.
My life or my chocolate: Give me a minute, I'm thinking.
Isn't it odd that "politics" is made up of the word "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
Isn't it odd that "politics" is made up of the word "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
#24
Posted 06 March 2005 - 11:19 AM
Today I saw a church sign and it said "Have you read my best-seller? There will be a test. -God" I found that pretty amusing.
My life or my chocolate: Give me a minute, I'm thinking.
Isn't it odd that "politics" is made up of the word "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
Isn't it odd that "politics" is made up of the word "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
#25
Posted 07 March 2005 - 05:14 PM
I found one that said "Don't believe in God so we can save you". I thought that was pretty funny.
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To be or not to be, that is the question of life.
I am lucky! I won the heads and tails game 300 consecutive times! You see the rules are: heads I win, tails you lose
#27
Posted 07 March 2005 - 06:50 PM
It's supposed to mean that "you are" missing and you need to get to church. You are missing from the church.
My life or my chocolate: Give me a minute, I'm thinking.
Isn't it odd that "politics" is made up of the word "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
Isn't it odd that "politics" is made up of the word "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
#29 Guest_sunski_*
Posted 08 March 2005 - 11:41 AM
I didn't get that either, thanks!
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