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#21 Boeinglover

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Posted 26 February 2005 - 12:47 PM

I actually saw a sign for a church that went as follows: Catholic Methodist Church of Colorado Springs. We bring the catholic faith to a new level. Added Bonus! We worship on Sundays too!

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Posted 01 March 2005 - 05:41 PM

A church near my house says "Be nice to your children; they choose your retirement home"

I thought it was pretty good! :P :D
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Posted 01 March 2005 - 05:42 PM

jessevanneo, on Mar 1 2005, 06:41 PM, said:

A church near my house says  "Be nice to your children; they choose your retirement home"

I thought it was pretty good! :P :D
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I've read that somewhere, it was in my humor book.
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 11:19 AM

Today I saw a church sign and it said "Have you read my best-seller? There will be a test. -God" I found that pretty amusing.
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Posted 07 March 2005 - 05:14 PM

I found one that said "Don't believe in God so we can save you". I thought that was pretty funny.

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To be or not to be, that is the question of life.
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I am lucky! I won the heads and tails game 300 consecutive times! You see the rules are: heads I win, tails you lose

#26 jessevanneo

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Posted 07 March 2005 - 06:16 PM

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Do you know what's missing?
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I don't get it!

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#27 highspeedquad

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Posted 07 March 2005 - 06:50 PM

It's supposed to mean that "you are" missing and you need to get to church. You are missing from the church.
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#28 jessevanneo

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Posted 08 March 2005 - 11:14 AM

Oh ok. Thanks
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Posted 08 March 2005 - 11:41 AM

I didn't get that either, thanks!





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