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A few funny church signs I found...
Started by Bill, Oct 04 2004 08:25 PM
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Posted 04 October 2004 - 08:25 PM
But these were the funniest of all...
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 07:41 AM
I am an ordained minister, well I did it through the Life Church in Medesto, CA. So far I have officiated 2 weddings. Hey it made me a few hundred bucks, and the title Reverend William Wolfe. Its really nothing fancy, anyone can become ordained and do weddings, funerals, baptisms, etc. All you need to do is provide your credentials to your local county auditors office, or you local licensing bureau, and thats it. Well actually they will confirm your existence with the church that ordained you to make sure you are who you say you are.
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 01:31 PM
A church near my house said 'Let there be light!' for the week they didn't have power. Then when it came back on, it said 'You'll be comfortable here, this church is prayer-conditioned"
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West Palm Beach, FL - elev. 9 feet
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 05:44 PM
A local Church had the following sign over the summer: (Sorry, I didn't get an actual picture of it)
CH_ _ CH
Do you know what's missing?
U R
I thought that was a pretty good one!
CH_ _ CH
Do you know what's missing?
U R
I thought that was a pretty good one!
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Posted 08 October 2004 - 03:37 AM
I think the Life Church of Modesto CA is strictly to ordain people through the mail. I know a few people besides yourself who have gone that route.
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Posted 08 October 2004 - 08:09 AM
Yup. Exactly...
However since I am not a full-time church person, I dont get the tax breaks that are offered to clergy. :( But its fun to show off my credentials, and I can also visit people on death row, and I can park in special areas at hospitals, etc.
- Bill
However since I am not a full-time church person, I dont get the tax breaks that are offered to clergy. :( But its fun to show off my credentials, and I can also visit people on death row, and I can park in special areas at hospitals, etc.
- Bill
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Posted 12 October 2004 - 06:24 AM
So should we be calling you Rev. Bill, Fr. Bill, Pastor Bill, or what?
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Posted 12 October 2004 - 07:27 PM
more like the blast from the past......LMAO....i gotta stop making old jokes.
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Jesse James is an ordained minister (yes...the guy from monster garage) now that guy's a pyro!!!
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 06:04 PM
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 06:06 PM
haha i like the grave one!
the body piercing one had been done before on a bunch of t-shirts
the body piercing one had been done before on a bunch of t-shirts
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Posted 22 February 2005 - 05:26 PM
They have a site where you can make your own license plate images too, Acme labs. Is that where the tombstone came from?
The Baptist church not too far away currently says 'Forbidden Fruit Creats Many Jams'
A few weeks ago it said 'Every Sunday is Super Sunday Here'
The Baptist church not too far away currently says 'Forbidden Fruit Creats Many Jams'
A few weeks ago it said 'Every Sunday is Super Sunday Here'
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Posted 22 February 2005 - 05:46 PM
I know I have seen some pretty funny signs on churches, I'll be sure to get them next time. That's just great.
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Isn't it odd that "politics" is made up of the word "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
Isn't it odd that "politics" is made up of the word "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
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