

TODAY
#83
Posted 10 December 2011 - 05:28 AM
Don't we get a 30-day long total eclipse every month?
#84
Posted 10 December 2011 - 06:24 AM

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#85
Posted 31 December 2011 - 06:23 AM
Yeah, sure...
#86
Posted 31 December 2011 - 08:40 AM
Emax, on 31 December 2011 - 06:23 AM, said:
Lift Mechanics: Today is your last chance to move all your extra money into a tax-free location!
Yeah, sure...
Tax Free Location? Is that the Cigar Box under my bed?
But that's where I keep all of my "Disposable Income"!!
Happy New Year everyone. Be safe out there.
Dino

#87
Posted 31 December 2011 - 05:17 PM
Lift Dinosaur, on 31 December 2011 - 08:40 AM, said:
Tax Free Location? Is that the Cigar Box under my bed?
But that's where I keep all of my "Disposable Income"!!
Happy New Year everyone. Be safe out there.
Dino

Stupid sexy Chairlifts
#88
Posted 01 January 2012 - 07:18 AM
Janek sent his greetings - a new idea is brewing.
#91
Posted 01 January 2012 - 02:03 PM
frozen lifts, on 01 January 2012 - 12:23 PM, said:
Hey - he left me hanging.
#92
Posted 02 January 2012 - 06:32 AM
Thanks Mike. I enjoyed working with you too.
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#93
Posted 02 January 2012 - 04:48 PM
#94
Posted 13 January 2012 - 04:28 PM
"...Get pregnant for free by a total stranger..."
On first notice, it occurred to me that this would make appropriate signage above the door of any bar. The story went further:
"(Mary's) husband's vasectomy could not be reversed. She had spent thousands of dollars on in vitro fertilization without success. Finally she logged onto Google and located many males offering to donate semen at a personal level (well sure!). The semen is provided fresh in a cup (aw shucks). This is apparently quite popular these days and the most common meeting place for the exchange is Starbucks. A sterile cup is provided to the donor who then retreats to the mens' room to produce the product."
The detail offered was exquisite - each revelation funnier than the last. The story finished up with a detailed description of the remainder of the process by the woman and her husband.
It wasn't looking like a very bright Friday, but this story made it.
#95
Posted 05 February 2012 - 12:46 PM
He still has to pronounce his own name (Silviu), although he identifies 90% of capital letters (especially on computer keyboards) and he recognizes his own name if written, even by hand. When he sees it, he exclames "io!", which in Romanian means "Me!". He's two years and two months old.
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#96
Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:47 PM
Razvan, on 05 February 2012 - 12:46 PM, said:
He still has to pronounce his own name (Silviu), although he identifies 90% of capital letters (especially on computer keyboards) and he recognizes his own name if written, even by hand. When he sees it, he exclames "io!", which in Romanian means "Me!". He's two years and two months old.
A great today to remember !
#100
Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:35 PM
Today we celebrate that one of our good friends has made another trip around the sun turning scotch and groceries into waste. Happy birthday Bud! Hope you had a great birthday, and didn't have to work too hard... :p Or at least got to fiddle with fun projects at some point!
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