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So I was walking around Reno a few weeks ago and saw this classic, It sounds like a great 'return' on your initial 'investment' but...

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Do you refer to a poorly-timed sneeze?
This post has been edited by Emax: 20 November 2008 - 05:30 PM

I've seen this in the past with a few variations. User mthornton reminded me of it in the "drive faults" thread.
It seemed worth making a sign.

spotted this in San Leandro, CA the other day while waiting for a load

the sign hanging in my truck!!!

EagleAce, on Dec 18 2008, 07:29 PM, said:

that fits you perfectly I'm sure. :)

Kicking Horse, on Dec 18 2008, 06:51 PM, said:

some say truck drivers are nuts! :D

I'm thinking about getting a sign like that to mount above the door of the Top shack on the Village Express. Somedays it feels like we are going crazy.

I got it in the Halloween section at WalMart. It hung above my room door in Yosemite, then I thought it'd be perfect in my truck!

A few more:

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Some Australian contributions:

This sign is on the road to Mt Hotham ski resort in the state of Victoria:



It is closely followed by:



I also like this one:



"Dont't" drink and write signs either!

skierdude9450, on Feb 10 2008, 08:31 PM, said:

You see it all the time on I-70 between Vail and Idaho Springs during peak traffic. What could you expect? Although I have to agree, you don't need it east of Floyd Hill. Seriously, CDOT needs to get a better I-70 monitoring system to get very accurate travel times and transmit them to Blackberries.

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Bought a new dry erase board for my shop. The lable is pretty humorous when you read it out loud in your best advertizing voice, mispelling not withstanding.

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A few recent internet finds.

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Seeing this one, is DFC basically a place that offers a variant of Kentucky Fried Chicken's fried chicken but fried in diesel fuel. E !

the tail end of my tractor:










in other words....DON'T PASS A SEMI ON THE RIGHT!!! you're asking for trouble!

International pictogram. No explanation needed.
This post has been edited by Emax: 22 July 2009 - 07:36 AM

Bathroom sign from my trip to London a while back...

Near and dear to yours truly...