This is available in a major grocery chain store here in town. I have not tried it yet.
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Started by Emax, Mar 01 2006 01:22 PM
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Posted 24 September 2007 - 12:32 PM
This is an old Chinese eye test. Look at it for a while, and then pull the corners of your eyes out as if you wanted to look oriental.
Rats - the size of the thumbnail gives it away. It' a better joke when enlarged.
Rats - the size of the thumbnail gives it away. It' a better joke when enlarged.
This post has been edited by Emax: 24 September 2007 - 12:36 PM
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 06:25 PM
I always wondered what those seatbelt things were for.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 12:35 PM
Emax, on Aug 31 2007, 07:23 PM, said:
And HOW !!
I wonder how many of us there are?
I wonder how many of us there are?
More and more every day with the way our administration mixes religion and politics.
Please check out ffrf.org for freethinkers only.
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 08:02 AM
k2skier, on Oct 3 2007, 02:35 PM, said:
More and more every day with the way our administration mixes religion and politics.
Please check out ffrf.org for freethinkers only.
Please check out ffrf.org for freethinkers only.
Thank you - that's a great site. Perhaps rationality will yet win out.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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Posted 13 October 2007 - 08:53 PM
mikest2, on Oct 13 2007, 07:35 PM, said:
I get some phone messages like that at the shop.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 09:00 PM
The same slogan can be found on a truck providing the same service in Ketchikan, Alaska
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Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.
"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"
Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.
"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"
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Posted 29 October 2007 - 09:13 PM
and there's a septic pumping company that has a poker hand for a logo and a slogan that says, "A Straight Flush Beats A Full House" in Sonora, Cal.
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Posted 30 October 2007 - 07:28 AM
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-Bryan
Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.
"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"
Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.
"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 10:17 PM
Emax, on Nov 4 2007, 06:21 PM, said:
Ah so thats how the luftewaffe was funded.
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Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.
"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"
Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.
"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 06:06 PM
Emax, on Nov 4 2007, 08:21 PM, said:
Not a whole lot of people were "saved" by this sign.
Do we have any British members? If so, some of them may owe their large pensions to it.
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There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou
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Posted 10 February 2008 - 06:31 PM
Is this sign really necessary??
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